Nothing is so firmly believed as that which we least know.
I don't say we all ought to misbehave, but we ought to look as if we could.
Be nice to people on your way up, because you'll meet them on the way down.
Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
Nothing's beautiful from every point of view.
There are very honest people who do not think they have had a bargain unless they have cheated a merchant.
Nothing is cheap which is superfluous, for what one does not need is dear at a penny.
Bargin: anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
Babies are such a nice way to start people.
I consider myself an average man, except in the fact that I consider myself an average man.