How many of you believe in psychokinesis? Raise my hand.
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
The speed of light is 299, 792, 458 meters/second. But what's the speed of dark?
42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.
Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
If you can't repair your brakes, make your horn louder.