A censor finds three meanings in a joke that has only two.
When we're afraid we say we're cautious. When others are afraid we say they're chicken.
Even a turtle never gets anywhere until it sticks its head out.
Don't try to cross a bridge until you're sure there is one.
It's better to drive safely in five o'clock traffic than be featured on the six o'clock news.
Please drive carefully. The IRS needs you.
Drive carefully if you'd rather be than was.
Drive with care. Life has no spare.
Drive carefully. You never know when life will be worth living again.
Shrink your weight and stretch your life.