Some people can stay longer in an hour than others can in a week.
A trouble with smalltalk is that it usually comes in large doses.
A book is a success when people who haven't read it pretend they have.
A reference book is one in which you can quickly find what it doesn't contain.
Success doesn't always go to the head; sometimes it goes to the mouth.
Self-praise can be put in the same class as anything else you get for nothing.
Politics is the only profession in which a person can make a living solely by bragging.
Duty is a task we look forward to with distaste, perform with reluctance, and brag about afterwards.
The only time you should blow your horn is when you're in a band.
The person who brags about how smart he is wouldn't if he was.