People who boast of being self-made usually have a few parts missing.
Those who have a right to boast don't need to.
Birthdays are nice to have, but too many will kill a person.
A bigot is a person who slams his mind in your face.
Bigotry is being certain of something you know nothing about.
You're only young once. If you act foolish after that you'll have to find another excuse.
Good behavior gets a lot of credit that really belongs to lack of opportunity.
By the time some folks learn to behave themselves they're too old to do anything else.
It's easy to save face. Just keep the lower half of it tightly closed.
A friend to all is a friend to none.