We are not responsible for all the things that happen to us, but we are responsible for how we act when they do.
When adults behave like children we call them juvenile. When children behave like adults we call them delinquents.
We want other people's children to behave the way ours should.
There's only a slight difference between keeping your chin up and sticking your neck out.
No matter what you do, somone always knew you would.
Think what others ought to be like, then start being like that yourself.
Bargain: A ludicrous transaction in which each party thinks he has cheated the other.
A bargain is something you can't use at a price you can't resist.
It's easy to tell when you got a bargain: it doesn't fit.
It's extremely difficult for a baby sitter to wake up 5 minutes before the parents return home.