For every minute you're angry, you lose 60 seconds of happiness.

Ambrose Bierce

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

You can't choose your ancestors, which is fair, because they probably wouldn't have chosen you.

Some folks are as proud of their ancestors as if they were responsible for them.

The kind of ancestors we have is not as important as the kind of ancestors our descendants have.

How to tell you are having a good time: You are doing something you can't afford.

People are getting stronger. Twenty years ago it took two people to carry $20 of groceries. Today, a child can do it.

We have more time-saving devices and less time than at any other point in history.

Many people do weightlifting with the wrong equipment: a knife and fork.


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