I think most of the people involved in any art always secretly wonder whether they are really there because they're good or there because they're lucky.
I have many regrets, and I'm sure everyone does. The stupid things you do, you regret if you have any sense, and if you don't regret them, maybe you're stupid.
Enemies are so stimulating.
Acting is the perfect idiot's profession.
Acting is one of the lesser skills man can possess. Honestly, Shirley Temple was doing it when she was four years old!
You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'
You can measure distance by time. 'How far away is it?' 'Oh about 20 minutes.' But it doesn't work the other way. 'When do you get off work?' 'Around 3 miles.'
Would somebody please explain to me those signs that say, 'No animals allowed except for Seeing Eye Dogs?' Who is that sign for? Is it for the dog, or the blind person?
Why do they call it a 'building'? It looks like they're finished. Why isn't it a 'built'?
Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.