The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep.
It's a small world, once you've made the long trip to the airport.
You can't fool all the people all the time, but airline schedules come pretty close.
A divorce is what couples agree on when they can't agree on anything else.
The real spirit of conversation consists in building on another person's observation, not overturning it.
It's a pretty safe rule that the person who always agrees with you is not worth talking to.
It is easier to get people to do better tomorrow than to get them to do their best today.
This country needs closer agreement on what this country needs.
When two people in business always agree, one of them is unnecessary.
There are three ages of man: Youth, Middle Age, and "Gee, you look good."