My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law.
My health is good. It's my age that's bad.
Children are a great comfort in your old age -- and they help you reach it faster too.
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to.
You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
If you survive long enough, you are revered -- rather like an old building.
After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you are probably dead.
Old age comes at a bad time.
You don't have to cook fancy or complicated masterpieces, just good food from fresh ingredients.
It's hard to be funny if you have to be clean.