Hear no evil, speak no evil, see no evil, and you'll never be a television anchorman.
When you watch television, you never see people watching television. We love TV because it brings us a world in which television doesn't exist.
I'm 30 years old, but I read at the 34-year-old level.
Book title: JFK--The Man and the Airport
Having your book turned into a movie is like seeing your oxen turned into bouillon cubes.
I am here to live out loud.
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
When I feel athletic, I go to a sports bar.
A good sport has to lose to prove it.
I bet on a horse at ten to one. It didn't come in until half-past five.