Hear no evil, speak no evil, see no evil, and you'll never be a television anchorman.

When you watch television, you never see people watching television. We love TV because it brings us a world in which television doesn't exist.

Dana Carvey

I'm 30 years old, but I read at the 34-year-old level.

John le Carre

Having your book turned into a movie is like seeing your oxen turned into bouillon cubes.

Henny Youngman

I bet on a horse at ten to one. It didn't come in until half-past five.


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