No matter your religion, you should try to become a government program, for then you will have everlasting life.

A politician can appear to have his nose to the grindstone while straddling a fence and keeping both ears to the ground.

A politician is a person who approaches every problem with an open mouth.

A promising young person should go into politics so he can go on promising for the rest of his life.

When they asked George Washington for his ID, he just took out a quarter.

Democracy is the name we give to the people when we need them.

John Kenneth Galbraith

Politics consists of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable.


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