Chi Chi Rodriguez

I'm on a grapefruit diet. I eat everything but grapefruit.

Cyra McFadden

I no longer prepare food or drink with more than one ingredient.

A foundation is a large body of money surrounded by people who want some.

Daffy Duck

Consequences, shmonsequences, as long as I'm rich.

Henny Youngman

I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards.

I don't have a bank account, because I don't know my mother's maiden name.


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