A straight line may be the shortest distance between two points, but it is by no means the most interesting.
Underachiever— and proud of it, man!
I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows.
Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!
If the primates that we came from had known that someday politicians would come out of the gene pool, they'd've stayed up in the trees and written evolution off as a bad idea.
It's a very sobering feeling to be up in space and realize that one's safety factor was determined by the lowest bidder on a government contract.
The impossible could not have happened, therefore the impossible must be possible in spite of appearances.
A musician must make music, an artist must paint, a poet must write, if he is to be ultimately at peace with himself. What one can be, one must be. This need we call self-actualization.
If the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.