If you want a place in the sun, you must leave the shade of the family tree.
Swallow a toad in the morning if you want to encounter nothing more disgusting the rest of the day.
Man was predestined to have free will.
In a fight between you and the world, bet on the world.
You have to live life to love life, and you have to love life to live life. It's a vicious circle.
It's a dog-eat-dog world, and I'm wearing Milk Bone shorts.
Everything I did in my life that was worthwhile I caught hell for.
Some mornings it doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
It's not what you are, it's what you don't become that hurts.
Always look out for Number One, and be careful not to step in Number Two.