Joan Baez

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one.

Providence protects children and idiots. I know because I have tested it.

Garrison Keillor

Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you have, which once you have got it you may be smart enough to see is what you would have wanted had you known.

Bobby Slayton

If you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of other people.

Cleaning anything involves making something else dirty, but anything can get dirty without something else getting clean.

Gore Vidal

Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies.

George Carlin

There will be a rain dance on Friday, weather permitting.

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