An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought.

Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.

Abba Eban

Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.

David Frost

Television enables you to be entertained in your home by people you wouldn't have in your home.

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.


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