An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought.
Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.
Patriotism is the veneration of real estate above principles.
It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.
Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.
Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
Television enables you to be entertained in your home by people you wouldn't have in your home.
Television is democracy at its ugliest.
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.
You have to have a talent for having talent.