Good breeding consists of concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.

Simplified tax form: "How much money did you make last year? Mail it in."

Very few people do anything creative after the age of thirty-five. The reason is that very few people do anything creative before the age of thirty-five.

To all personnel: Firings will continue until morale improves.

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