I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
Punctuality is the thief of time.
Never eat more than you can lift.
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Be careful when reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Moral victories don't count.
What this country needs is more unemployed politicians.
I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty, and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible for any public office.
It takes a licking and keeps on ticking.
When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. I'm beginning to believe it.