Taverns are places where madness is sold by the bottle.
May you live all the days of your life.
How is it possible to expect mankind to take advice when they will not so much as take warning?
Tis known by the name of perserverance in a good cause, and obstinacy in a bad one.
Train your child in the way you now know you should have gone yourself.
The ultimate result of shielding people from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools.
To play billiards well is a sign of an ill-spent youth.
Jazz will endure just as long as people hear it through their feet instead of their brains.
Poverty is no disgrace, but it is confoundedly inconvenient.
Pay no attention to what the critics say. There has never been set up a statue in honor of a critic.