Darrell Royal

Think lucky. If you fall in a pond, check your hip pockets for fish.

The best way to make a fire with two sticks is to make sure one of them is a match.

John Hawkins

2 + 2 = 4, unless you're talking about the inches of a 2-by-4 board.

You must pay for your sins. If you've already paid, please disregard this notice.

Hit the ball over the fence and you can take your time going around the bases.

Technology is dominated by two types of people: those who understand what they do not manage, and those who manage what they do not understand.


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