At this moment, one-third of the people in the world are asleep. The other two-thirds are awake and creating problems.

Never ask a question you don't REALLY want to know the answer to.

Cordell Hull

Never insult an alligator until after you've crossed the river.

No matter what you do to instant coffee, it always tastes like instant coffee.

If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.


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