Nobody notices when things go right.
Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work that is supposed to be done at the moment.
Unnamed sources are the most credible.
People will believe anything if you whisper it.
Nothing is impossible for the person who doesn't have to do it.
One person's red tape is another person's system.
If it happens, it must be possible.
The psychic convention has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.
The easiest way to make money is to stop losing it.
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.