If it moves, salute it. If it doesn't move, pick it up. If it's too big to pick up, paint it.
If you can't find a partner get a wooden chair.
When trouble arises, boil some water.
If you're coasting, you're going downhill.
People become progressively less competent for jobs they once were well equipped to handle.
20 percent of the requirements accounts for 80 percent of the work.
When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.
The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist fears it is true.
The explanation requiring the fewest assumptions is the most likely to be correct.
The first 90 percent of a project takes 90 percent of the time. The last 10 percent takes the other 90 percent.