The meaning of life is, first, to earn a living. You may be digging your own grave, but if you dig it straight and deep and they pay you, it's honest work.
You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.
It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper.
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
Don't try to solve serious matters in the middle of the night.
Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men. The other 999 follow women.
If I had to live my life all over again, I'd do it all exactly the same -- only I wouldn't read Beowulf.
Life is a path lived only by the light of those we love.
Biography lends to death a new terror.
Ninety percent of my salary I spent on booze and woman -- and the other 10 percent I wasted.