Monogamy is impossible among interesting people.
Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an accordion.
Artillery lends dignity to what otherwise would be a vulgar brawl.
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black-box stuff?
Smoking is the IQ test of the 21st century.
The urge to save humanity is almost always only a false front for those who want to rule it.
Being frustrated is disagreeable, but the real disasters of life begin when you get what you want.
Wit is like caviar. It should be served in small portions and not spread about like marmalade.
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
Only the vanquished remember history.