What's the average man's life but a succession of cars? When he dies, we should carve on his tombstone simply the makes and years.
Psychiatrists have a financial interest in being wrong. The more children they can disturb, the larger their adult clientele.
She is a stern woman, who looks as if her idea of a good time would be knitting, preferably under the guillotine.
There is a fault common to all singers: Among their friends they never are inclined to sing when asked; unasked, they never desist.
He's a most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise-breaker, the owner of not one good quality.
The years that a woman subtracts from her age are not lost. They are added to the ages of other women.
Forget about smacking children; when are we going to start hitting child psychologists?
I have always considered my face a convenience rather than an ornament.
There is no greater bane to friendship than adulation, fawning and flattery.
He looked as inconspicuous as a tarantula on a slice of angel cake.