What's the average man's life but a succession of cars? When he dies, we should carve on his tombstone simply the makes and years.

Geoffrey Robertson

Psychiatrists have a financial interest in being wrong. The more children they can disturb, the larger their adult clientele.

She is a stern woman, who looks as if her idea of a good time would be knitting, preferably under the guillotine.

There is a fault common to all singers: Among their friends they never are inclined to sing when asked; unasked, they never desist.

He's a most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise-breaker, the owner of not one good quality.

Diane de Poitiers

The years that a woman subtracts from her age are not lost. They are added to the ages of other women.

Forget about smacking children; when are we going to start hitting child psychologists?

I have always considered my face a convenience rather than an ornament.

There is no greater bane to friendship than adulation, fawning and flattery.

He looked as inconspicuous as a tarantula on a slice of angel cake.


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