The blazing evidence of immortality is our dissatisfaction with any other solution.

Federico Fellini

There is no end. There is no beginning. There is only the infinite passion of life.


Nothing should be prized more highly than the value of each day.

Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right.

George Carlin

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

George Carlin

If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, what are Girl Scout cookies made out of?

George Carlin

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

George Carlin

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?


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