Happy endings depend on stopping the story before it's over.
The blazing evidence of immortality is our dissatisfaction with any other solution.
There is no end. There is no beginning. There is only the infinite passion of life.
Young men exaggerate; old men pretend.
Nothing should be prized more highly than the value of each day.
Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right.
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, what are Girl Scout cookies made out of?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?