Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.
If you let your head get too big, it'll break your neck.
Chic is nothing. But it is the right nothing.
Life is easier to take then you'd think; all that is necessary is to accept the impossible, do without the indispensable, and bear the intolerable.
In Hollywood, all marriages are happy. It's trying to live together afterward that causes the problems.
The intelligent man who is proud of his intelligence is like the condemned man who is proud of his cell.
You better live every day like it's your last day, because one day you're going to be right.
Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy.
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
The face of 'evil' is always the face of total need.