The first purpose of alcohol is to make English your second language.

Gabriel Garcia Marquez

No medicine cures what happiness cannot.

François de La Rochefoucauld

No disguise can long hide love where it exists, or feign it where it is not.

Hunter S. Thompson

It's better to be functionally drunk than dysfunctionally sober.

Every country gets the circus it deserves. Spain gets bullfights. Italy gets the Catholic Church. America gets Hollywood.

Francois La Rochefoucauld

We often forgive those who bore us, but we cannot forgive those who find us boring.


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