Children are a message we send to a time and place we'll never see.
If you think there's some good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
The function of science fiction is not always to predict the future but sometimes to prevent it.
I haven't lost my mind. I know exactly where I left it.
I like to do all the talking myself. It saves time and prevents arguments.
You're getting old when getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
Girls turn into women. Boys turn into bigger boys.
Those who live in glass houses should not throw stones.
Hang up and drive!!
If you can read this... I can slam on my brakes and sue you.