There are two types of people in this world: those who divide people into two types and those who don't.

Chip Oneal

Lost. 60 golden minutes with 60 diamond-studded seconds. Gone forever, no reward.

John Adams

The most effective committee consists of three members, two of which are absent.

Ernest F. Cooke

If two lines cross on a graph, the point where they cross must be important.

You never realize how dirty your hands are until you peel a hard boiled egg.

Q: How many developers does it take to change a lightbulb? A. The lightbulb works fine on my system.

Joe Neary

Technology is what we consider "newfangled", but our kids take for granted.

Jason Crawforth

I'm old enough to know what's wrong, but young enough to still do it.

John Smart

Never assume conspiracy when stupidity is an equally available alternative.

Daniel Crane

The person I am today is a direct result of the choices I made yesterday.

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