Tolerance is the virtue of people who do not believe in anything.
If Washington is a Hollywood for ugly people, Hollywood is a Washington for the simple-minded.
On my gravestone I want it to say, 'I told you I was sick.'
Procrastinate now -- don't put it off.
The role of art is to make a world which can be inhabited.
Strange to see how a good dinner and feasting reconciles everybody.
The greatest happiness you can have is knowing that you do not necessarily require happiness.
Why is there always a secret singing when a lawyer cashes in? Why does a hearse horse snicker hauling a lawyer away?
To make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.
Arrogance and snobbism live in adjoining rooms and use a common currency.