The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft, and I'll show you A-flat minor.
If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
A backward poet writes inverse.
A will is a dead giveaway.
A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two tired.
Most of the terrorists came here legally, but hung around on expired visas for years. Compare that to Blockbuster: You're two days late with a video and those people are all over you. Let's put Blockbuster in charge of immigration.
The other night I ate at a real family restaurant. Every table had an argument going on.
I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and think, "Well, that's not going to happen."