Sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar detector isn't plugged in.

Wow officer, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

Sorry officer, I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

Thanks, officer! The last officer only gave me a warning, too.

If your name is on the building, you're rich. If your name is on your desk, you're middle class. If your name is on your shirt, you're poor.

Actor: How can I change me to suit the script? Star: How can I change the script to suit me?

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