Homer J. Simpson

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'sir' without adding, '...you're making a scene.'

Stop worrying about the potholes in the road and celebrate the journey!

John Leo

You can't run a society or cope with its problems if people are not held accountable for what they do.

David B. Coblitz

A committee can make a decision that is dumber than any of its members.

The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.


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