Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'sir' without adding, '...you're making a scene.'
Stop worrying about the potholes in the road and celebrate the journey!
Buckle up: Remember, or be remembered.
Every private citizen has a public responsibility.
Never ask the barber if you need a haircut.
You can't run a society or cope with its problems if people are not held accountable for what they do.
A committee can make a decision that is dumber than any of its members.
I don't do mornings.
The love of truth lies at the root of much humor.
The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.