If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery. But this tomfoolery, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow enobled and no-one dares criticize it.
All of us learn to write in the second grade. Most of us go on to greater things.
Parting is such sweet sorrow.
We forfeit three-fourths of ourselves to be like other people.
I find nothing more depressing than optimism.
An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.
I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member.
Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night.
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
What's the use of a good quotation if you can't change it?