It is the nature of all greatness not to be exact.
A great part of the information I have was acquired by looking up something and finding something else on the way.
Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.
A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with.
Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.
To do just the opposite is also a form of imitation.
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?
It has long been an axiom of mine that the little things are infinitely the most important.
All power corrupts, but we need the electricity.