Who first figured out that an artichoke is edible -- and how to eat it?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze those dangly things and drink whatever comes out?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about it?


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