Insects do not sting out of malice but because they also want to live. Likewise our critics: they want our blood, not our pain.
If you get "scared half to death" twice, what happens?
To count all the stars in the Milky Way galaxy, at 100 per minute, requires 2,000 years.
To randomize sufficiently a deck of cards, shuffle at least seven times.
The Internet is not a truck to dump things on. It's a set of tubes.
Can bald people get a hairline fracture?
I put some instant coffee in the microwave and I got time reversed.
If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised.
We do what we must, and call it by the best names.
Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.