A trial is when a jury decides which side has the best set of lawyers.

No one ever approaches perfection except by stealth, and unknown to themselves.

Irish Blessing

Dance as if no one is watching, sing as if no one is listening, and live every day as if it is your last.

Henry Ford

Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.

Blaise Pascal

Do you wish people to think well of you? If you do, then don't speak well of yourself.

An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.

In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieve you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season.

George Carlin

They keep talking about drafting a constitution in Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.


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