God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Things are only impossible until they're not.
Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.
Some people have so much respect for their superiors they have none left for themselves.
When we ask for advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice.
There isn't a problem on this earth that a doughnut cannot make better.
A dead end is just a good place to turn around.
The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow.
They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times.
The magic is inside you. There ain't no crystal ball.